Hibiscus Tart

Dear mamas,papas, friends, whanau, and sisters of our lady's chocolaty mission

I want to give you my heartfelt thanks for the support you have given to me and our bb Hibiscus Tart through out Boost Camp.

We are both doing very well and on our way to publication thanks to you. I love you.

I would love to acknowledge you in our pukapuka. Please let me know if you would like to stay anonymous x

In the words of our holiest of holy Madonna, & please sing along if u can, "We made up our mind, ooo, we're keeping our baby , yeh, we gonna keep tha baby, woooo".

Fa'afetai lava e hoas. Ka nui ngā mihi aroha. xxxooo

Carin, Titus and Tart

Dear Mama

I'm sorry it's such long time since i last writ to you. It's been so hectic here eh Mama. Did i tell you about that exorcist? Oh mama! Well don't worry, everything is fine. He turned up in the ungodly hour of midnight on his lil scooter. Have you ever seen a priest on a scooter mama? It's creepy. Especially if he not wearing no undies.

Anyways, he was more interested in sister Luisa than chasing the devil outta us state offenders. I don't wanna worry you mama. Are you ok? Are u sitting comfortably? Well, he soon left. He took off with sister Luisa's Vodka. Faaa was she ..she looked real pissed. Some sisters was whispering she was heart broken. God help us all, mama.

i miss you. Not long to go now. 82%. Plz tell my friends and fam i love them. Plz tell em they're so generous and loving i wanna give my baby all their names! Plz don't tell the sisters this, mama, but if i didn't have such kind hearted generous whanaunga i'd have to ram-raid the convent's secret chocolate stash and sell it on trade me. But no! Good lord no! i will never! Especially after wat happened to sister Luisa. Poor sister!

Don't you worry mama. I will alway be your good girl. I will always love u.

Alofas always, from your good Petal always & 4 eva

Ps below is a snapshot of that very naughty lil thieving villainous vodka priest. Beware! Sisters say he a chocolate thief too, And not even a real priest! tssk.

Dear Mama

Today is the 6th day of boost camp. i been here nearly a week yet it feels like years cos i miss you so much. Today one of the nuns caught me making a video for my onlyfans. She told me to stop the show a-sap!! Oh no, i said, please sister this is poetry, u gotta let me keep it! She says no, that she might need to call the exorcist! Auee!. you wont let her do that will you mama!? in tha end she let me continue with some light edits. sister says she's still disappointed in me but she'll forgive me like god.

i'm feeling so grateful cos u & all my friends and whanau have been hustling for me on the outside, helping with the kaupapa. i promise mama i'll be good from now on. please check out my poetry reading on insta if ur up to it ~ https://www.instagram.com/ladybrokeneck/

much Alofas xxxxx

from your lil flowr always

Dear my Mamas & Papas

It's been 3 days since you dropped me off at boost camp. I really miss you all but the nuns here are taking good care of us. And i love hearing your gossips! Me mega mega happy to hear from U. Thank u e te niece Kansas for your beautiful flowers, they really cheer me up here at the boost camp. & thanks for your video Ash sorry to hear your date didn't manaaki you or yr eel. The nuns share everything here. Including the chocolate! They says the chocolate makes them feel better about God. Love U.

Dear friend

It's nearly my bed time on a friday night on the first day of boost camp & i just wanna say thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

Here is Tania, Kansas & me taken by mummy in the 90s, reimagined in the 2020s. It was gonna be the cover for Tart but the spider ran away. Hibiscus flower by Kansas x

plz come back n get me ok?

plz stay ora

pō mārie x